Happy 20th Birthday Roger!

Happy Birthday to ROGER!

Everyone (siew fung, lewis, athena, wynne and you) is so old already. Glad that I am still 19.

Remember this picture? I think this is the first picture we took together.

Anyway,
best wishes to you. Enjoy ya!

What a shame

'A homecoming parade will be held for Manchester United if the club wins the Champions League final, 24 hours after the game takes place.' BBC News Wednesday, 13 May 2009 14:30 UK

I was hoping to join the parade to Old Trafford on Thursday, to see the 'red sea'. What a disappointment. 2-0 was not what I was expecting, a bit embarrassing. Before the Champions League final, I heard that many will come to Manchester to celebrate if Manchester United won. So I guess I am not the only one who was disappointed.

The headlines in newpapers were 'Manchester United's dream had a Messi End' and 'A Messi Ending'. All about Lionel Messi. Undeniably, he's a great footballer. Christiano Ronaldo was not performing at all that day. Even Sir Alex Ferguson admitted that Barcelona was the better side that night. What a distressing scene it was when the Manchester United team went up the podium to receive their medals, especially when the team members and the supporters showed the face of despair.

Anyway, it's good enough to be able to get to the final.

Being in Manchester, I can always feel the mood and excitement when Manchester United is going to play in any match. On the streets, there will always be people wearing the RED RED jersey whenever there is a match. I even saw people wearing the red jersey to EXAM!

Which team do I support? Manchester United of course! Because I am in Manchester, and they are good players! (but I don't know much about football).

Derek Paravicini

People call him the 'human ipod'.











I wonder how God create human, especially our brain.

Malaysian Joke

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah.... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh.... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni....nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang......gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga..........lah

A: Why don't you eat the fish?
B: It's too fishy.
C: Fish is of course fishy.
B: That's why I don't like it.
A: How about chicken?
B: It's chicken-ish.

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B: This clutch is nice.
A: It looks quite old actually I think.
B: I can bring it to dinner.
A: Well, it will be ok if it's on you.
B: $#@$%@#@
A: Oops. Sorry.. Hehe

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B: Which necklace should I buy using the voucher?
D: Erm.. If you're young enough, you can get that one with flowers.
B: $#@$%@#@
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